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the ideal suitor can complete all of these sentences :
________are a girl's best friend.
you got the ______honey, i got the time.
but mom, could i maybe have two __________.
the correct answers, of course, are :
diamonds.
money.
mega-rangers.
also. i found THE dress. it's only $8,000. that's worth it for one night, and i'll definitely for sure spill on it. for sure.
quote this on:Do you have an offer in hand? I'm sure someone in the LuvvBugg nation is ready to settle down.
quote this on:Loved your poem/madlib ETC. How about "diamonds", "massage oils" and "pieces of chocolate cake"
quote this on:Buy it! You can pull the Cant Buy Me Love move and have a nerd pay for it.
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- Who:
- ETC and Just Me (and A Bottle O Wine)
- Date:
- 02/06/2010 07:21 PM
- Where:
- my couch with laptop
- Dirt:
- looking at wedding dresses that cost more than i make in a year, wishing i was a 36-23-30, willing dinner to make itself.
- Rating:
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i just realized it's saturday. but my day off is thursday, so saturday is like tuesday, making this night less depressing, not totally not depressing, but certainly not as bad as if it were really saturday night.
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