What's wrong with mouth breathers? :(

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Wooden clogs? Are you kidding me? Did he keep them on when making out?

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He’s handsome, quirky, and paying for drinks. A winner in my book. We’re going to another bar. Count this date as a win, if a weird one.

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Disaster! Abort mission. You’re dating a Swede. No man in his right mind wears wooden clogs on a first date. Or ever. Wooden shoes are for masochists. They are extremely uncomfortable.

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Ok, he just got up to go to the bathroom, and as he was walking I heard this weird clacking noise. Turns out he’s wearing wooden clogs! Totally weird. But it kind of fits his personality.

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I’m kind of into this guy. He’s a little loserish, but very fun. Smart, but unpretentious.

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I’ve seen enough episodes of Dexter to know that smart, charming guys can be serial killers, too.

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See, he knows the strategy. I like this guy. What’s on his tattoo sleeve? It’s not a design that would suggest axe murdering as a hobby, right?

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Wow, profile pics were not a lie. If anything, he’s even better looking in person.

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Did I mention he has a full tattoo sleeve. That’s a legitimate turn-on, right?

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I wouldn’t want to hold him to a double standard. My profile pics have been accused, by a certain someone, of “engaging in excessive flattery.” As long as he’s not a mouth breather, everything should be fine.

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Good luck, hon. But remember, profile pics can lie. A rule of thumb: he’s only allowed to make himself 10% sexier in a pic than in person. Any more than that and he’s already betrayed your trust.

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Found this guy Jeff on OkCupid. Embarrassing, I know, but I figured it could be a fun experiment.
He’s a veterinarian. He’ll at least be good to know in case my cat gets sick. And anyways he looks kind of handsome in his profile pics.

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