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the escape. as it happened.

picked up my phone as if i'd felt it vibrating, threw out some quizzical eyebrows over the oh so cozy candlelit table, who could be calling? how odd.

--this is the side of the convo JB heard (also the only side)

"hey, what's up?"
"wait, what?!"
"what. really? no."
"oh no."
"oh no. really? ok. ok. yeah."
"are you sure?"
"oh no. ok. i'll come home now"
"yeah. oh. oh my god. ok"
"no. yeah, of course, i'll be there in 10 minutes. it'll be ok"

I wouldn’t want to hold him to a double standard. My profile pics have been accused, by a certain someone, of “engaging in excessive flattery.” As long as he’s not a mouth breather, everything should be fine.

that was probably the worst date i've ever been on. oh and by the way, turns out the mystery texter was a girl he's been "casually seeing" out of town and she wants to try to "make it work" long distance. so i paid for the most expensive meal of my year as a celebration of his new relationship. awesome.

breakfast at Ella's, Chrissy Fields along the bay,

the ideal suitor can complete all of these sentences :
________are a girl's best friend.
you got the ______honey, i got the time.
but mom, could i maybe have two __________.

You should play a couple games making them think you suck. Then bet the cute one a second date you can beat him. Or maybe just cash. Depending on how cute he is...

Lauren & Dave the Waiter

i'm irish catholic, orn. i'm tall. don't ask a girl for numbers...that's a sensitive issue.

ummmm so i guess someone told him that gelling your hair up so that it sticks STRAIGHT UP in the air was the new look because he looks like he got electrocuted. this date is off to a great start...

just arrived. i left strict instructions that the delivery guy call me at the top of my street so i could go stand outside and the pizza wouldn't be an hour late. said i'd be topless, so it was 30 minutes early.

Did I mention he has a full tattoo sleeve. That’s a legitimate turn-on, right?

Naked girls. Hot Brazilian dealers. Winning money. 12 at least vodkas sodas. 4 hours of black jack. Me blacked out.

the ideal suitor can complete all of these sentences :
________are a girl's best friend.
you got the ______honey, i got the time.
but mom, could i maybe have two __________.

"the small is definitely the right size for us." - me

(that's what she said! Btw I was talking about the pizza size)

best line re: the kims. "did you meet them on myspace?" - women bouncer on seeing me wuththe kims

Vertical striped ahirt? Check
bud ligjht lime? Check
time to party

the art was like plastic ziploc bags tacked up to the wall...luckily he was looking pretty good. slightly less awkward than date #2 but separate cabs at the end of the night! what does a girl have to do to get a goodnight kiss in this town!

At a bar in NYC, watching jack bauer play bloody knuckles.

you won't be able to get down there, i said. it's too dangerous, i said.
so of course.

if its CPR he wants he should just feign heat stroke, cause i'm not spelunking to save his ass.

niiiiiice maybe next time you're in the elevator you can pull the alarm and make out. that has long been a dream of mine.

overall, beach date = success, i won at bocce ball but i now have sand EV-ER-Y-WHERE. i'll probably have nightmares. maybe he'll help me wash it off...

well we had a little more flirting...and a little more making out. but he's been in mid-terms or something so i haven't heard from him in awhile. trying not to get my hopes up about this one. he's a little weird. maybe it's the german thing. maybe cause he's in business school? i mean...no judgment!

Photo from our date! I decided to dress down for the occasion. I've already gotten an email and a phone call from ES. Yes!

Don Juan de Orn...

You're right, scottorn. It'll it be fine. All is have to remember is: gut in, boobs out.

Scott just called out the waiter for checking me out. Then he told him to he could pick up the ladies playing skee ball at a bar on Geary. Classic.

and then 2 phone calls and 4 texts after that today. wowie kazowie

check out Shaniqua lookin' all fly at the passion partay!!!

I wonder if he's going to be wearing a beanie tonight. He has a shaved head. He can rock it but I wonder if he's balding. Maybe he's a competitive swimmer?

Dave the waiter was awesome! Nicest guy. I think he was checking out Lauren a little too much though! :)